(Source: queeennbeee)
(Source: mikeygdawg)
(Source: pokec0re)
imagine getting these wow
People actually receive these, like wtf. Do you know how much that would have cost?! Are girls like “mum for my birthday all I want is a comically large bunch of roses so I can post it on Tumblr” like c’mon people, you need to sort out your priorities. And if a boy got them for you, then I’d probably be half way up to Tibet by now cause he’s crazy and has plans to marry you and for you to birth his 17 children in Iowa
(Source: my-reckless-love)
- me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
- me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
- me during an exam: alright focus
- me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
- me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
- me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
- me during an exam: lol fuck this
- me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
- me during an exam: oh exam right
- me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
- me during an exam: i am better than all of you
- me during an exam: peasants
- me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
- me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
- me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
- me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
- me during an exam: was i doing something
- me during an exam: right test okay
- me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
- me during an exam: did we learn this
- me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
- me during an exam: is that really necessary
- me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
- me during an exam: i will kill all of you
